Hey Rock,
Congrats on being the President and everything. Your speech was fantastic, and please, tell the Mrs. she looked lovely.
Go ahead and relax tonight, you’ve had a big day; kick your feet up, watch some TV, and just get comfortable, because we’re gonna need you rested. Tomorrow, we need you to start making everything better. So, you know, get a good night’s sleep, and we’ll see you in the AM.
If you’re taking requests, I personally would love to have you start with the economy. Otherwise, you know, we got some wars and environment issues you can work on. You know what, you just start wherever you feel comfortable; we all know how rough first days on the job can be. If you have any questions, please, don’t hesitate to ask someone who was in no way affiliated with the previous administration.
Anyways, take it easy, man. We’re all very happy to have you here.
With all my heart,
Jonny Pockets
P.S. I know the White House looks alright from the outside, but good luck getting rid of that old-person smell.
